Sometimes Mom says, "Panzer you're a good boy."
The sickening truth is she's right.
No real cat would ever want to be a good boy ...
But ...
I am so afflicted.
It seems that some time ago, on a bright and sunny Druid holiday, I stepped in a patch of good-kitty-ness.
And ...
Got the stuff all over my beautiful black fur.
So ...
I tried to lick it off ...
And ...
Contaminated my insides.
 |
| Wow! That was good catnip.* |
It was at that precise moment ...
That ...
I became a good kitty ...
And have been tormented by it ever since.
*From Cat Wisdom for humans
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