A New Panzerism

 Panzer on kitty emotions:

As a cat ...

 

I don't usually say anything about love.

But ...

 

Mom, do you know how much I love you?

It's just a coincidence. Really.

A lot.

And ...

 

The fact I just saw you putting kitty treats in the pantry ...

Doesn't have anything to do with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A New Panzerism

 Panzer on making unplanned decisions:

Mom said the weather is getting colder. 

 

She said tonight is going to be a two cat night.

 

Now, if he's covered in catnip ...

Yeah right. Two cats in her bed?

 

Over my dead body.

Wait! Wait!

I mean over the other cat's dead body.

A New Panzerism

 Panzer on empathy:

It takes practice.*

You must open your heart to feel

As you must open your eyes to see.

Usually, I just jump on anything that moves and rip it apart.

* From Cat Wisdom for humans

A New Panzerism

 Panzer on unintended consequences:

It's a thin line between cute and chaos.

Cute is ...

when the kitty swats the reflection of a fly in the mirror.

Chaos is ...

when the kitty chases the fly ...

It's the fly's fault. He made me do it.

 

and ...

dives head first into the mirror ...

and ... 

 

the whole thing comes crashing down.

* From Cat Wisdom for humans