A New Panzerism

Panzer on training your human:

Humans are flawed. All cats know this.

And ...

We do our best to make allowances for their limitations.

And ...

We're very patient in our training methods.

Take my humans for example.

Today, Mom yelled at me for scratching the back of the couch.

He ever touches me again; he'll bleed.

So ...

As her punishment, she can't touch my nice, soft fur for six minutes. That should be enough of a penalty to teach her not to yell.

Now ...

What's His Name is in the penalty box for swatting at me. That's the permanent penalty box.