Monday, August 5, 2019

A New Panzerism

Panzer on the Oops Factor:

Mom and I are having a disagreement.

She says my middle name should be Oops.

I'm definitely not happy about that.

It's not my fault her knickknacks keep smashing themselves by jumping off the shelf in the living room.
They jumped off by themselves. *

I say they have a mind of their own.

They're like lemmings.

Where one goes ...

they all follow.



*From Cat Wisdom for humans

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