Everyone knows that dogs play poker ...
Because you've seen those paintings.
Well, cats play poker too ...
Only better.
You see ...
Dogs can't hide their emotions ...
Not even for a good poker hand.
You know ...
Panting and tails flapping like a broken windmill.
And you need a new deck of cards every few minutes from all that dog slobber.
Now cats ...
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| Do I look excited? |
We invented the stone face.
Tell the truth ...
Have you ever seen a cat excited about anything?
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