A New Panzerism

Panzer on wishful thinking:

I heard What's His Name tell Mom he got the credit card bill today ...

And ...

If she didn't use the credit card to gamble at the online casino ...

And he knows he didn't ...

Then ...

He thinks somebody else in the house has a gambling problem.

Well ...

Where's the checkbook?

I'll bet you two pennies and What's His Name's lost wallet that I don't have a gambling problem.

I'd bet more ...

But he just cancelled the credit card.